Google is all about relevance!

Apparently no one is searching for single keywords!

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And now, the movie…

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How To Rank For Keywords No One Is Searching For

To understand the context of this post, please see The Short Happy Career of OES from SEOSkeptic I’m not entirely sure why I made the bet.  Perhaps it was scotch, or perhaps it was because I always enjoyed messing with … Continue reading

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Telemax Brain Acid Earbuds Drew First Blood!

It was a quiet day at the airport when I attempted to open the Telemax Brain Acid Earbuds I purchased from Futureshop for $9.99.  As my iPhone headphones weren’t suitable to use in a splitter for to entertain myself and … Continue reading

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What is so hard about this?

Ok. So, you spent a whole day building a single-image, background hover-state menu for your client’s website that looks all slick and rolls over nicely. You congratulate yourself with many hearty lolz, and tweet about how amazing you are and … Continue reading

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I want to punch your former developer in the face

Have you ever been called in to take over a project where you look at what’s been done and wish you could track down the former developer and punch him/her in the face?  I have… and quite recently too. I … Continue reading

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Hey Developer! Put down the table!

Ok, I am seriously getting sick and tired of seeing website presentation layers being done in tables.  I suppose I understand why its so appealing to a developer..  you’ve spent hours writing your super special code that displays flickr photos … Continue reading

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My Haiku about Joomla

Joomla you are crap. You are not a CMS. You are full of hate.

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You Suck At Social Media

<rant> I saw a landscaping truck on the ferry yesterday that had some company info stencilled to the back tailgate.  A logo, a website..  all pretty common stuff that I promptly forgot, but here’s the thing that made me smack … Continue reading

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Another blog…

Yeah, I have lots of blogs.. all different subjects and topics, but nowhere where I can truly rant at my heart’s content without worrying about a “company image” or “site structure”. And there really is no place for me to … Continue reading

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