Author Archives: Keith

New GMail feature? …not helpful!

So, I was trying to send an email to a client who forgot to attach an image and got this popup: I know Google crawls GMail for ads and crap, but this “helpful” feature clearly shows that Google is clearly … Continue reading

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3D Art using Blender

I did this while I was in the backseat of a car driving from Montreal to Charlottetown.  I feel extra special now!

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I made a balloon… aren’t I special.

I’ve been monkeying around with Blender 3d modelling.  This is one of my first renders that didn’t come from a tutorial.  Hooray for me. After looking at it for a bit, I decided that an image like this is a … Continue reading

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Why aren’t all my xml sitemap pages indexed in Webmaster Tools?

In the last few days I’ve encountered a surprising number of clients and even SEOs who don’t fully understand XML sitemaps, so I’m here to clear up some things. Let’s say you half read a blog post somewhere that said … Continue reading

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Reviving the ol’ wordpress comic book theme…

Sometime last year, I was playing around with CSS3 selectors and other fun things and made a neeto WordPress theme that only worked in Safari, because all the cool CSS3 selectors had yet to be implemented.  So, I didn’t implement … Continue reading

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Google Dropping Flash Cookies?!

Ok, Google, WTF… So, we released SEO Cooking today with much fanfare, and in my excitement I popped open Safari (a browser I rarely use) to get a clean browser view of the SERPs.  After literally flushing everything I possibly … Continue reading

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Why SEO still makes me chuckle…

So, I wrote me up a movie review of the movie “Contagion” a few weeks back on my other blog Don’t Not Live, mentioning why I thought it should win the oscar for “balls”, and to my hysterical delight, it … Continue reading

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Hockey flasher causes women to lose the right to vote

At a friends house this evening, I came across a story in 24 magazine about a women who flashed her chest at some sports which happened to be televised. Not since Joey f-cked Tessa Campanelli has something so lurid been … Continue reading

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A Personal Victory

Yes Telemax, I have thrown my retaliatory blow. I strike through the SERPs!! It’s mobile results, but I figure it’ll be in universal search if it’s not already…

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